Mama Meme-a!

Thanks to one of the fine folks over at Nintendorks, I saw something called The Mario Quiz Cards: a package of cards quizzing folks not on Mario trivia, but on things that happen in our very own real world. Like this one:

Luigi is clearly shocked! As well he should be. But what else shocks everyone's favorite Player Two? Here are a couple of my ideas:

Now you! (Be sure to click for bigger versions that are a bit easier to work with.)

And for the ambitious among you:

Link it up in the comments!