You're WAY off, kid.

Or is he? Here is page from Marvel's 1991 Holiday Special, wherein a young blind boy escapes his kidnappers and is rescued by... Santa Claus? Courtesy of Howard Mackie, John Hebert, and Al Milgrom.

It's actually a very sweet story. Ghsot Rider gives the kid a ride home in his "sleigh," and the sleepy whelp thinks the rumbling of infernal combustion is Santa's hungry reindeer. Awww.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah, everyone.